Sunday, April 29, 2012

The two things in life amigo..

My sincere apologies as I was not able to post the past three days while I was away due to problems on internet connectivity and my device. Well here I am, recharged and ready to zoom :)

I'd like to share first this funny string of words with logic, this was delivered perfectly by Tessie, one of the best local tourist guides we've met. Yep there will always be two paths..

TWO things in life amigo..

It's either you live or die...

If you live, well and good.
If you die, there are two things..

It's either you become soil or fertilizer..

If soil, well and good.
If fertilizer, it's either you become a tree or a vegetable..

If a vegetable, well and good.
If a tree, it's either you become wood or paper.

If wood, well and good.
If paper, it's either you become a writing paper or toilet paper.

If writing paper, well and good.
If toilet paper, it's either you are used by a man or a woman.

If by a man, well and good.
If by a woman, it's either you get used in the front or the back.

If it's at the back, well and good.
If it's at the front, you will gladly say "I have not died in vain..." :)


Let's relax a bit, see you tomorrow....



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